Fantasy Cheat Codes
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- Created on Wednesday, 16 March 2011 13:30
- Written by Anthony Apruzzese
While preparing for your upcoming fantasy baseball draft, I’m sure you will have to go through an incomprehensible amount of lists rating each player at his according position. In this sports bloggers opinion, if you’ve read one, you’ve read them all. Each list is cut and dry and lacks a certain “je ne sais qua.” Over the next week we will be evaluating a few chosen players at each position that can offer you the best fantasy advantage of all: a good team name.
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- Created on Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:00
- Written by Demian
It’s late March. Duke is the only #1 seed left in the tournament. It’s raining like God wants to purge the earth of all evil. And my ark sank because I filled it with Hostess cupcakes. I am depressed; mostly because I just lost all of my cupcakes. Not only does the weather suck, but my birthday is almost here. Great. The sad truth is that I no longer get smeg-faced at the bar in celebration of my achievements as a young professional. No, instead I up the ante to Amber Alert drunk, in order to forget the pain of still being a young professional. It’s not that I want to hypothetically get hammered enough to abduct children, but it is necessary. These are the dark sounds of each day passing while I lay awake at night. My thoughts are what hold me as conscious prisoner, insomniac. Well, my thoughts and the fire engine sirens screaming by all night from the station at the end of the street. My thoughts, and the sirens, and the Asian Can Lady rummaging through our trash cans below my window at 3:00 AM. My thoughts, and the sirens, and the Asian Can Lady, and our downstairs neighbors training for the World’s Strongest Man Competition from 4:00-5:00 AM. C’est la vie.
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